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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

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4 days ago on 31 May 2012 @ 11:59am 85,597 notes

gaykarth:

how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march

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5 days ago on 30 May 2012 @ 11:59am 15,762 notes

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

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6 days ago on 29 May 2012 @ 11:56am 18,143 notes